Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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