shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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