there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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