I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
how drunk are you?
Several
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize