I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
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He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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