Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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