I need help removing her.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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