Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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