Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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