I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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