I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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