I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
ugly people sure do ruin things
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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