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go home
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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