so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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