Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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