I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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