wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
my sisters under your porch take her home
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can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
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Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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