I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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