Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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