Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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