"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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