I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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