so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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