That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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