i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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