I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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