i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I need to calm my uterus...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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