she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
send nudes
from the living room?
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