Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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