I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
why do cheetos always look like penises
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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