Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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