Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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