Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
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It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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