i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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