I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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