I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
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