I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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