I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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