wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
