physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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