dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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