Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You dont lie about slip and slides
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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