I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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