Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
its liver damage thursday
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