Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Dicks are not precious.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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