i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
