So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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