Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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