Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
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