Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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