He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
operation harelip BJ is a go
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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