i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
