Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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