his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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