the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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